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Kamis, 01 Maret 2012

Dead Pop Stars




The first pop star I remember dying was the biggest. I was only five years old, but even though my parents were old enough to be from the generation before rock 'n' roll, I still remember the death of Elvis in 1977. I remember standing in the door from the kitchen to the living room and asking my mum to explain what had happened. I must have been able to sense the shock in the air, the shock of the whole world to the death of a legend.

By contrast, I have no memory whatsoever of the death of John Lennon three years later. Perhaps it meant less to my parents, though that's hard to believe. Not because they were Beatles fans, but because the circumstances of Lennon's end were so much more dramatic than Elvis's heart exploding while he sat on the loo. I made up for not acknowledging Lennon's death as a child by becoming fascinated by it later in life. When I went through my Beatles phase, in my late teens / early 20s, the subject obsessed me, fed largely by Jack Jones's Chapman biography, Let Me Take You Down. I even created Pepper's Ghost in tribute, a spooky character in The Jock who died as the result of a record shop argument over which was the best Beatles album.

The death that had the biggest effect on me was Freddie Mercury. I've written before about how Freddie was my first rock idol. The tragic thing about Freddie's death was that we got to watch him waste away before our eyes. You have to admire his conviction to keep recording until his last breath, even though he was little more than a skeleton with a moustache by the time he announced his condition to the world. I still find it painful to watch the videos he recorded for that last Queen album. Live fast, die young, leave a good looking corpse... Freddie didn't get much choice in that.

Roy Orbison, Michael Hutchence, Kurt Cobain, Joe Strummer, Kirsty MacColl, Michael Jackson, George Harrison, Warren Zevon, Harry Nilsson, Clarence Clemons, Amy Winehouse... I remember being affected by all their deaths to varying degrees, among many others. And it's only going to get worse, isn't it? Not just the ones who burn out, but those who fade away too. I can only imagine how I'll feel when Bruce hangs up his guitar for the final time or Moz finally chucks himself off Beachy Head. How inconsolable will I be?

Though only two months old, 2012's already proved fatal for Whitney Houston. I had a soft spot for Whitney, if only because 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody' is one of many songs that reminds me of unrequited crushes at high school discos.

And now we say goodbye to Davy Jones too. The man who gave us this...

"Okay. Now really, like, don't get excited, man. Just 'cause I'm short, I know."

...the self-deprecating intro to one of the greatest pure pop singles ever recorded. For a "manufactured boy band", The Monkees were anything but a manufactured boy band. There was more charm, heart and humour in Davy Jones's little toe than in Ronan Keating's entire recording career. I mean, people said they monkeyed around, but they were too busy singing to put anybody down. They were just trying to be friendly - after all, they were the young generation and they'd got something to say.

While I long since grew out of the Beatles, I don't believe I'll ever grow out of the Monkees. I felt genuinely sad when I read of Davy's passing. Another part of my childhood, another musical hero, another ever-smiling memory: gone. Still, cheer up, sleepy Jean... we'll always have the songs to remember him by.



Which rock star death had the biggest effect on you? And who will you mourn the most when they finally join the heavenly choir?


Selasa, 21 Februari 2012

Top Ten Sexy Songs


If you were here a couple of weeks back when I did sex, you'll understand the rules. This time it's ten great songs with 'sexy' in the title. In tribute to the second issue of Too Much Sex & Violence, out now...


10. The Beatles - Sexy Sadie

The original title was 'Maharishi', written by John after the Beatles' India experience. I don't mind including the occasional Beatles track in these lists, but I like to get them out of the way early on because they hardly need my help to sell any more records.

9. Dr. Hook - Sexy Eyes

Of course, if you're a huge Beatles fan you'll probably be horrified to see them one place below Dr. Hook, but them's the breaks. This song reminds me of that old Kenny Everett gag about "the woman in the bar who rolled her eyes at me... so I picked them up and rolled them back."

8. Art Brut - Sexy Sometimes

Eddie Argos wants to be Barry White... though he accepts his chances are slim.

I want to be played in the background,
While a couple drinks their wine.
That would be a triumph, with a voice like mine.

7. Corinne Bailey Rae - Sexyback

Yes, it's the Justin Timberlake song.

Yes, it's the version it's OK to like.

6. Little Man Tate - Sexy In Latin

A bittersweet tale of young love from Sheffield's dear departed.

5. Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing

Love the Starsky & Hutch guitar on this. It's worth tracking down Cud's version too, if you can get your ears on it.

4. Flight of the Conchords - We're Both In Love With A Sexy Lady

Bret, she was looking at me
No, she was looking at me
Bret, she was looking at me,
She had her eye on my knee
Dog, I'm sorry, she had her eye on my guns
Are you loco? She was checking out my buns
No, bro, she had an eye on me
She had an eye on me
Well, how could she have an eye on both of us?
Wait a minute, you talking about the girl with a lazy eye?
I think she might have had a slightly lazy eye

We're both in love with a sexy lady
With an eye that's lazy
The girl that's fly with a wonky eye
She's smokin' with an eye that's broken
I think it's hot
The way she looks left a lot
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

The word 'genius' cannot be used enough when talking about Flight of the Conchords.

3. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy

For everyone who complained about the lack of Salt 'n' Pepa on the sex countdown: here, I hope you're happy now.

My actual real number 3 is...

Lily Rae & The Saturday Girls - Oh! To Be Young & Sexy

...but I couldn't find that on youtube. Still, it's as worthy of your attention as anything else here today.

2. Rod Stewart - Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?

Because...


Steady now, ladies.

1. Prince - Sexy M.F.

It's hard enough trying to search for the word 'sexy' on youtube, try searching for the full title. Then try finding a version Prince's record company haven't objected to being there in the first place. All that said, it's worth the effort for a song that was (understandably) edited to death for radio play.

See also Lovesexy, somewhat less obscene yet still impossible to find on youtube for the reasons outlined above.



So - what sexy song gets you in the mood?


Kamis, 14 April 2011

Top Ten Club Songs


For those of you frightened that I'm about to unveil my staggering lack of knowledge / interest in dance culture... quiver ye not. No banging club anthems here. As Groucho Marx put it, "I don't care to belong to any club that would have me as a member". Chances are none of these would, but I'm filing my application as we speak...



10. The Beatles - Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club (Band) ( From Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band)

I tried to ignore it, but I couldn't. Bored with the Beatles I may be, but there's no denying this record was important and contained some of their finest moments - notably She's Leaving Home and A Day In The Life. I always thought the title track was self-consciously kitsch though...

9. Arctic Monkeys - Ravey Ravey Ravey Club

One of the earliest Monkeys songs, never officially released (I don't think) though they did give it away online, along with much of their early material, to help build their reputation. You know, back when tricks like that actually worked.

8. B52's - Deadbeat Club ( From Funplex)

From their 2008 album, in which the B52s came back after 16 years without releasing a new record... sounding like they'd never been away.

We're wild girls walkin' down the street
Wild girls and boys going out for a big time
We're the deadbeat club

See, I consider myself something of a deadbeat, yet nobody's ever called me a wild boy. Some contradiction going on there, Fred...

7. Little Man Tate - The Self Appreciation Club

Little Man Tate sprung up in the wake of the Arctic Monkeys success, another Sheffield band who traded in witty observational lyrics and twanging guitars. Success never really came their way though and a lot of critics unjustly labelled them Monkeys wannabes. This song, released towards the end of their career, responded thus...

And I know that it must be great
To have a friend in a higher place
But suddenly someone forgets your name
And we're another band that sound the same
And everybody's searching for the next big thing
Then they laugh and they point as they stare at them sing
Nothing worse than to just criticise
With a tongue in your cheek and a mouth full of lies


Their tongues are shaped like razorblades
You're not welcome in this place
Don't you ever show your face
Oh now listen, son, remember
You will never be a member of the...
Self-Appreciation Club.

To show my appreciation, I purposely placed them higher than the Monkeys in this list. Let them win just once...

6. Edward Ball - The Mill Hill Self-Hate Club ( From Catholic Guilt)

From Self-Appreciation to Self-Hate... two sides of the same coin?

Former member of both The Television Personalities and The Times, Edward Ball went solo in the late 80s and scored his biggest "hit" with this poppy little number sometime around the height of Britpop.

5. Wham! - Club Tropicana ( From The Best of Wham!)

Say what you like about George Michael...

OK, you can stop now.

No, really...

SHUT UP!

Anyway, Wham! were a great pop band, no arguments. Besides, at Club Tropicana, the drinks are free...

4. The Scaremongers - Grouse Beaters Boys' Club ( From Born In A Barn)

Because I haven't mentioned Simon Armitage enough this week.

3. The Dust Brothers - This Is Your Life (Theme From Fight Club) ( From Fight Club (Music from Dust Brothers))

This is your life
And its ending one minute at a time

You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake
You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else
We are all a part of the same compost heap
We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world

You are not your bank account
You are not the clothes you wear
You are not the contents of your wallet
You are not your bowel cancer
You are not your grande latte
You are not the car you drive
You are not your fucking khakis

You have to give up

Welcome to Fight Club... if this is your first night... you have to fight.

2. Babybird - Failed Suicide Club ( From last year's excellent album Ex-Maniac)

Easy enough instructions to follow...

Step one, don’t kill yourself
Step two, don’t do yourself in
Step three, don’t play with knives
Step four, don’t trust anyone


When you’re kicked around and knocked down
And you’ve got nothing left to give
And you can’t breathe, and you can’t hear yourself think
Climb up on your box, take the rope down from the beam
Baby wake up, it’s not a dream


Yes you’ve made it, you’re here
At the failed suicide club
Sitting in a circle, crying…

I can't help but be reminded of Queen's similarly helpful ditty Don't Try Suicide ( from The Game) with its equally didactic refrain...

Don't try suicide
Nobody's worth it
Don't try suicide
Nobody cares
Don't try suicide
You're just gonna hate it
Don't try suicide
Nobody gives a damn

But enough of that. I'm saving them both for the inevitable Top Ten Suicide Songs... possibly the last Top Ten I ever write.

1. John Grant - Silver Platter Club ( from Queen Of Denmark)

If I could redo my Top Ten Albums of 2010, Queen of Denmark would have bumped Eels out of the Top Five.

I wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse
Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess


I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes
Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys


I wish I had no self-awareness like the guys I know
Float right through their lives without a thought


And that I didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me
That I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored


I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me
On a silver platter, like they did to you
I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become
The man you think I should aspire to




And... because it's bound to come up in the comments... here are ten other clubs I'd have no objection to joining...

10. Two Door Cinema Club ( Tourist History)
9. Timex Social Club
8. Bombay Bicycle Club ( I Had The Blues But I Shook Them Loose)
7. Hot Club De Paris ( Drop It Till It Pops)
6. American Music Club ( Mercury)
5. Tom Tom Club ( Tom Tom Club)
4. The Cammell Laird Social Club ( Cammell Laird Social Club)
3. The Black Rebel Motorcycle Club ( B.R.M.C.)
2. Slow Club ( YEAH, SO?)
1. Teenage Fanclub ( Songs From Northern Britain)

Sorry, no room for Culture Club or S Club. Their name wasn't down, they're not getting in.

Which club would you pay to be part of?


Kamis, 09 September 2010

30 Songs - Day 16


Day 16 - A Song You Used To Love But Now Hate


Ah, the Beatles. You've got to love 'em, haven't you?

As mentioned previously, despite being a huge Lennon & McCartney fan in my youth, I burnt out on the Fab Four some years ago. It's the sheer damn ubiquity of them that gets me. And while there are still many Beatles songs I can hear without having to rush over and turn off the radio (generally post-Sgt. Pepper), there are some that send me into a Macca-stomping rage. Hello, Goodbye is the worst offender... though I can't explain why. It has that irritating singsong quality of McCartney at his chirpy-chappiest.

The curious thing is, I don't hold the same animosity towards Wings or solo McCartney. I can do without seeing his perma-grinned face gurning out of the TV at me, but I'd still sing along at the top of my voice to Jet, like Alan Partridge in his hotel room. But as Alan himself always says - "Wings - they're the band the Beatles could have been."

Erm...



Rabu, 18 Agustus 2010

Top Ten Misery Songs




In a change to the expected programme, we take a break from Top Tens about popular beverages, and take a request from the floor instead. Kelvin didn't actually ask for a Top Ten Misery Songs... but he's getting it anyway.


10. Graham Coxon - Bittersweet Bundle Of Misery ( From Happiness in Magazines)

Kelvin thinks this sounds suspiciously similar GC's solo Blur outing Coffee & TV. I'm not sure I agree. You?

9. The Beatles - Misery ( From Please Please Me)

Yes, yes, I know, it's the friggin' Beatles. But always better a miserable Beatles than some happy-happy joy-joy grinning-Macca Beatles.

This was the first Lennon & McCartney composition to be covered by another artist. Originally written for Helen Shapiro, but she rejected it, the honour of being the first ever Beatles cover star actually went to comedian and singer Kenny Lynch. Yep, this guy...

8. Pink & Steven Tyler - Misery ( From M!ssundaztood)

Pink and Steven Tyler... now that's what I call scary.


7. Frightened Rabbit - Not Miserable

I will always remember the night that I almost drowned
All alone in a house

And the love that I lost
With all of the shit that came out in the wash
Just a pocket of fluff

And I'm not put upon
I'm free from disease, no grays, no liver spots
Most of the misery's gone
Gone, gone to the bone

No, lads, not miserable at all.

Taken from the album Winter of Mixed Drinks- which might be my album title of the year - even if the record itself isn't a patch on their last one.

6. Green Day - Misery ( From Warning)

Green Day write their own version of Walk On The Wild Side... the rest is misery.

5. The Pet Shop Boys - Miserablism ( From
Alternative)

Just for the sake of it
make sure you're always frowning
(Angst! Angst! Angst!)
It shows the world
that you've got substance and depth

Thank you, Neil, you made me feel good about myself... for a flickering millisecond. Was it worth it?

4. Half Man Half Biscuit - Reasons To Be Miserable (Part 10) ( From Back in the Dhss)

A fairly attractive girl walks past a building site and from underneath an industrial safety helmet you hear (wolf whistle) and you stand there witnessing the whole Neanderthal situation, wanting to twist your own brain out as they sit satisfied on their newly-built wall, laughing their hods off...

Reasons to be miserable
Another good excuse to be dead
It’s one more thing to gripe about
As I while away my days in bed

3. Brendan Benson - Misery ( From My Old, Familiar Friend)

Brendan Benson sounds more like mid-period Elvis Costello with every new record. If you're going to sound like anyone, that's a good place to start.

2. Tom Waits - Misery Is The River Of The World ( From Blood Money)

On which Tom plays calliope - or steam-powered organ. Forget guitars, we need more calliopes them in pop.


1. The Smiths - Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now ( From Hatful of Hollow)

Come on, you all knew where this was going... it was this or Miserable Lie. No contest really.

The song most often mocked by non-Smith fans (i.e. me, circa 1985) who claim the band are miserablists... and just don't get the irony.

Apparently this is one of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame's 500 Songs that Shaped Rock and Roll. Which is pretty cool for all kinds of reasons.



So... what's your favourite misery music?
 

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