Suggested alternate straplines for the movie Monsters...
Monsters - the monster movie for people who like indie relationship dramas.
Monsters - the monster movie for people who don't mind not really seeing any monsters till the last 15 minutes.
Monsters - the monster movie where all the fx were done on the director's pc but you'll be hard pressed to tell the difference from a multi-million dollar Hollywood blockbuster.
Monsters - the monster movie for people who like actors with silly names that might have come from The Day Today, such as Scoot McNairy and Whitney Able.
Monsters - because you can never get enough alien octopus sex.
Monsters - I liked it, I bet Kelvin hates it.
Monsters - it's scary... but not as scary as the Norwegian TV promo videos below.
If you're expecting a Top Ten Snow Songs, go elsewhere. Me and snow, we're done. The divorce papers are with my solicitor and I want possession of the shovel. Bloody snow.
Instead, because I already did ghost songs, and because there's a new movie out in the UK this week called... erm... Monsters... here are some monsterrific tunes from my collection. No vampire or werewolf, Frankenstein or Dracula songs, maybe I'm saving those for a list of their own...
From their square name, L7 should have been a band of geeks like Weezer. Not a band of hot indie-chick psychos. This isn't quite as good as their greatest moment in the sun, Shitlist, but it's not bad.
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