Top Ten Boring Songs

"We're so sick of your Top Tens, Rol - they're so BORING!

Boring...!? I'll show you boring!

10. Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin - Boring Fountain ( From Pershing)

The name of this band is Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin. There song may be boring - but with a name like that, who cares?

9. Cracker - My Life Is Totally Boring Without You ( From Cracker - Gentleman's Blues [Us Import])

Aw, you're just saying that.

8. Modest Mouse - Space Travel Is Boring ( From This Is a Long Drive)

Then you must be doing it wrong.

7. Los Campesinos - Romance Is Boring ( From Romance Is Boring)

Then you must be doing it wrong.

6. Ballboy - Sex Is Boring ( From A Guide for Daylight Hours)

Then you must be doing it wrong... or far more than the rest of us.

Take me back to your room
Tie me up and strip me naked
And lie me on your floor
And then you’ll see that sex is boring with me
It’s not what I came here for

5. Paul Westerberg - Boring Enormous ( From Stereo/Mono)

If your life is enormously boring, maybe you need a Replacement.

4. The Pierces - Boring ( From Thirteen Tales of Love and Revenge)

Sexy boy
Girl on girl
Menage a trois
Boring.
Marijuana
Cocaine
Heroin
Boring.

Wow. Some people are hard to please.

3. The Beautiful South - I Love You (But You're Boring) ( From Welcome To The Beautiful South)

Sadly, this rare BS track isn't available on youtube... though you might check out its sister song: I Hate You (But You're Interesting).

2. Pink - Boring ( From Funhouse)

There are many words we might use to describe Pink... boring is not one of them.

1. Pet Shop Boys - Being Boring ( From Ultimate)

Ah, Chris and Neil - you could never be boring to me.

I came across a cache of old photos
And invitations to teenage parties
"Dress in white" one said, with quotations
From someone's wife, a famous writer
In the nineteen-twenties
When you're young you find inspiration
In anyone who's ever gone
And opened up a closing door
She said: "We were never feeling bored"




So... what's your favourite boring song? (No 'bored' songs allowed - I'm saving those for a separate list.)