What To Do If You REALLY Hate Your Neighbours...

...I mean, if you hate your neighbours so much you can't even bear to look at their stinky eyesore of a house! You wish you could wipe it - and them - clean off the face of the earth... but you can't afford dynamite and don't fancy a long prison sentence.

Never mind, one local Huddersfield shop has the answer: packaging material! It's just the job... and better still, they're GIVING IT AWAY!

This has been a Public Service Announcement from the National Literacy League, sponsored by the Your Neighbours Are Dicks Association. We now return you to your regularly scheduled blogging...