...I mean, if you hate your neighbours so much you can't even bear to look at their stinky eyesore of a house! You wish you could wipe it - and them - clean off the face of the earth... but you can't afford dynamite and don't fancy a long prison sentence.
Never mind, one local Huddersfield shop has the answer: packaging material! It's just the job... and better still, they're GIVING IT AWAY!
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