Suggested alternate straplines for the movie Monsters...
Monsters - the monster movie for people who like indie relationship dramas.
Monsters - the monster movie for people who don't mind not really seeing any monsters till the last 15 minutes.
Monsters - the monster movie where all the fx were done on the director's pc but you'll be hard pressed to tell the difference from a multi-million dollar Hollywood blockbuster.
Monsters - the monster movie for people who like actors with silly names that might have come from The Day Today, such as Scoot McNairy and Whitney Able.
Monsters - because you can never get enough alien octopus sex.
Monsters - I liked it, I bet Kelvin hates it.
Monsters - it's scary... but not as scary as the Norwegian TV promo videos below.
Actors will do anything for money.
