Stolen from Sunday Stealing...
1. Are you happier now than you were five months ago?
Hmmm... yes. Just about.
2. Have you ever slept in the same bed with someone you shouldn't have?
No. But I have slept in a different bed to someone I shouldn't have. Many times.
3. Can you sleep in total darkness?
Yes.
4. Your phone is ringing. It’s the person you fell hardest for, the one who got away, what do you say?
"Ms. Winslet? How did you get my number?"
5. What do you think about the weather this summer?
Summer appears to have changed forever, doesn't it? Summer now seems to involve a nice warm May followed by two months of rain, wind and clouds like tarmac - with an occasional teasingly bright spell, but nothing to compare to late Spring.
I'm hoping for a brighter Autumn.
6. How many people do you trust with everything?
I trust no one with everything.
7. What was the last thing you drank?
Black coffee.
8. Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Well, Kate Winslet did just give me a call... but no, I had to turn her down. Again.
9. Name one thing you love about winter?
10. Have you ever dated a Goth?
Sadly not. That's not to say I didn't try, in my younger days, but I was just too miserable for her.
11. What are you looking forward to tomorrow?
Going to see The Expendables.
12. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having?
Work.
13. What's the longest that you have committed to one person and one person only?
As long as it'll be until Louise finally wises up and kicks my ass to the kerb.
14. What’s the first thing you did when you opened your eyes today?
Closed them again.
15. Has anyone ever told you they never want to ever lose you?
Tina Turner and Gloria Estefan. Those girls were always fighting over me.
16. Is there anybody you wish you could fix your relationship with?
Audi drivers. I wish I could fix it so they behaved like civilized, considerate human beings.
17. Could you go out in public, looking like you do now?
I just did. Why, what's wrong with me?
18. Do you think things will change in the next 3 months? How?
Yes. I'll suddenly become an overnight success, after only 20 years trying.
19. Do you believe that you never know what you've got 'til it's gone?
Sadly, yes. Conversely, I also believe you never truly know what you want until you get it.
20. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
Yes. What am I, a neanderthal?
