Another meme stolen from Sunday Stealing...
1. Make a list of 5 things you can see without getting up.
I'm not in bed. Oh, do you mean without getting up from my chair? I can see... a Spider-Man mask, an Iron Man 2 mousemat, a large bottle of Evian that I bought new yesterday because the one I'd been drinking out of the last few weeks had green slime growing in the bottom, two leopard postcards and a Dilbert cartoon about friends.
2. How do you style your hair? How often do you cut it?
I wet it, brush it back with my hands and apply a small amount of gel. It needs cutting every six weeks or so, it grows very fast.
3. What are you wearing now?
A brown swirly-patterned, short-sleeved shirt, brown cords, black trainer/boot/shoes.
4. What's your occupation? Do you like it?
Filling the world with bile and garbage. No.
5. When was the last time you took a nap? Was there a special reason?
Can't remember. I was tired?
6. Who was the last person you hugged romantically?
Louise.
Ooh, look, number 7 is missing - let's make up our own number 7...
7. What's your favourite Abba song?
Although I prefer the cover by The Real Tuesday Weld.
8. What was the last full meal you ate?
Define "full meal"? You mean more than the sandwich I had for lunch or the porridge I had for breakfast.
That would be last night's tea - moussaka with petit pois, followed by blueberries and Greek yoghurt for dessert.
9. What was the last email you received?
Very dull.
10. What one website do you always visit when you go online?
This one.
11. What was the last significant thing you bought?
Again, define "significant"? If you mean "significant in value", that would have to be our house, which we'll be paying for forever.
12. What musical artist did you not get at first, but then became a fan?
Morrissey.
13. What did you think about before you went to bed last night?
Writing. The BBC Springwatch programme. Charlie Brooker's cynicism.
14. What was the last CD you bought?
Falcon by the Courteeners and Hang Cool, Teddy Bear by Meat Loaf.
15. What is your favorite weather, and why? What's the weather like today?
I like varied weather. If it stays one way for too long, I get bored / annoyed. Today is grey.
16. If you could have a special artistic talent, what would it be?
To be able to write more successfully.
Oh, look, question 17 has something to do with some US reality TV show I wouldn't even watch even if I lived in the states... let's replace it with something else.
17. How many tablets do you take a day?
Four. Two painkillers for my back, a cod liver oil capsule and a milk thistle capsule.
18. What's something you'd like to say to someone right now?
"Fuck off and leave me alone."
19. Any special plans for this weekend?
I wanted to see Nicolas Cage's Bad Lieutenant but it doesn't seem to be on anymore. I will instead be watching the 24 Finale. Say goodnight, Jack.
20. Besides your current S/O, who was the last person that you loved romantically?
Jessica Rabbit.
Feel free, etc. etc.
