Thoughtballoons - Mephisto

This week's thoughtballoons character, as chosen by Brandon, is Mephisto. The Marvel Universe is full of gods - from many different pantheons (Greek, Norse, African etc.) - so it makes perfect sense that it'd also have its fair share of devils. Mephisto is quite possibly the baddest of the bad. Not only has he made a career out of torturing the likes of Daredevil, Thor and the Silver Surfer, but he's also the one responsible for the controversial dissolution and erasing of Peter Parker's marriage to Mary Jane Watson (yes, Kelvin, it really was Mephisto - not Joephisto!). Like many literary devils, he likes nothing more than a good deal. Which is what I've based my own 1-page Mephisto story around. Tell me, how would you respond to an offer like this?

As always, I encourage you to check out the other great Mephisto stories from my fellow thoughtballoners. He's a character who opens up a myriad of evil story possibilities...