Not done a meme in a while, and nothing else is happening much at the moment...
Stolen from Sunday Stealing...
1. The phone rings; who don't you want it to be?
Work. Or Tom Hanks. (Stop bothering me Tom, I'm not going to watch Toy Story 3 until they redub your bits.)
2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your trolley?
Of course. It's called civilization.
3. In a social setting, are you more of a talker or a listener?
Definitely the second.
4. What was the last compliment someone gave you?
"You're not completely useless, are you?"
(They were wrong.)
5. Do you play the lottery?
When it first began, I bought a ticket every week. Then I realised that money could be better spent.
6. If abandoned alone in the wilderness, who would you want with you?
Wolverine.
7. Do you like to ride horses?
Not really. Did it once, found it rather uncomfortable.
8. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
I went to a youth hostel once, does that count?
9. What is your favourite party game?
Guessing what time we can go home.
As a kid, I always liked Hide 'n' Seek.
10. If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was married, would you go for it?
Is it Kate Winslet? Has her divorce come through yet?
11. When was the last time you lied?
The last question.
12. Could you date someone with different religious beliefs than you?
As long as they weren't a scientologist. (It's not the aliens I object to, more Tom Cruise.)
13. If you have a S/O, who pursued who? If not, do you like to pursue or be pursued?
There wasn't really much in the way of pursuit. She just took pity.
14. Use six words to describe yourself.
Writer. Unachiever. Geek. Reader. Misanthrope. Dreamer.
15. Name a song that could make you cry?
Every time I get this question, the answer always ends up the same.
The Reservoir by Shirley Lee.
16. Are you pleased with your education?
Education is wasted on the young. I made a couple of wrong decisions, could have studied more, gone to a better uni... been a completely different person. Would I have been any happier?
17. How do you feel about gun control?
If I had a gun, I'd use it every rush hour. Hence, I think gun control is a very smart idea.
18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you grabbed?
The cats.
19. How often do you have a romantic weekend?
I was about to say "every weekend is a romantic weekend"... then I thought... you better ask Louise.
20. Do you think more about the past, present or future?
The future.
21. What was the last adult magazine you have read?
Define 'adult'.
You mean a jazz mag?
I thought the internet put them out of business.
22. What are you told about your eyes?
They're too often closed.
23. How tall is just right?
For what? Seeing over the neighbour's hedge?
24. Where is your dream house located?
On a remote, windswept island.
25. Do you have a secret fetish?
I can never understand why I find stockings so exciting. They're a bit bizarre if you think about them.
26. Have you tried bourbon? If yes, what type?
Ah, the good old days. Jack, my dear old friend - how are you, it's been years.
27. Have you ever seen a male or female stripper?
Only with their clothes on.
28. When was the last time you were at TGI Fridays?
A long time ago.
29. When was the last time you were at Church?
Earlier this year, at Davey's wedding. Actually, that was an abbey - does that count?
30. Where was the furthest place you travelled today?
So far, I haven't travelled anywhere - apart from coming upstairs to sit at the computer. I'll be leaving for Mirfield shortly. Pity me.
31. What was your favourite job?
Working in the record library.
32. What condiments do you like at your BBQ?
Ketchup and a nice BBQ sauce.
33. What's your favourite David Lynch movie?
Wild At Heart.
34. Do you look like your mum or dad?
I love them both.
35. Who was the last person that you showered with (it's okay to leave out the name)?
Eh? How can I answer the question if I leave out the name?
